Turtles
Truly the most deceptive of animals in the kingdom of... animals...
How is it that these violent and malicious beasts have come to be widely accepted as adorable and plodding? I once saw a herd of turtles devour an elephant from its feet up! We must destroy this insidious illusion which serves to distract the populous from the truth. Evil lives among us.
Evidence which clearly shows that turtles have fooled us all:
- Beady little eyes
- All the other dinosaurs died but somehow the turtles made it, coincidence or conspiracy?
- Teenage mutant ninja turtles is fascist turtle propaganda. I direct you to the last stanza of said shows theme song "Turtle Power" Typical exclusion-ist rhetoric